because i don't have access to a much needed database

and blogging seems more productive than sitting in a weeping heap in my office. i've decided to do an interpretive dance about chapstick and lip gloss. both are so pleasing to me. i have a million tubes in my purse, on my nightstand, in my desk, melted in my car. there are five on my desk in a special lip gloss container.

here is the latest im between work wife and i.

work wife says (1:48 PM):I LOVE WATERMELON!
Frazzled Girl Genius (me) says (1:48 PM):it's HERE!!!
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:48 PM):the watermelon slash grape soda combo is fabooo
work wife says (1:48 PM):hahahhahahahahh I loveeee it
work wife says (1:48 PM):I have to pee
work wife says (1:48 PM):brb
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):i haven't tried it with the watermelon slash grape soda slash *sugar wafer combo
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):but i will right now.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):hold please
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):hmmmmm
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):adds a touch of sophistication.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):the fruitiness seems a bit childish, but once you add the sugar wafer.... i feel like a grown up.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:49 PM):with grease on my lips.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:50 PM):strangely satisfying.
work wife says (1:53 PM):hahhahaha I lovvvvvvvve you
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:54 PM):come over.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:54 PM):try some combos
work wife says (1:55 PM):I will later my love.
work wife says (1:55 PM):sugar wafer sounds fabulous
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):that's what you've been using.
work wife says (1:55 PM):I am wearing water melon righ tnow
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):are you really?!
work wife says (1:55 PM):oh right
work wife says (1:55 PM):yes
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):from bath and body works?
work wife says (1:55 PM):it comes in a can
work wife says (1:55 PM):nope
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):what. a can.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):oh.
Frazzled Girl Genius says (1:55 PM):you mean dainty tin, right?
work wife says (1:55 PM):oral labs liprageous gloss
work wife says (1:55 PM):hahahhahahahhaha
work wife says (1:55 PM):oral labs
work wife says (1:55 PM):that's funny
work wife says (1:56 PM):a dainty tin yes

i was going to be artistic and post a picture of lip gloss here, but this is my heaven. this google page is my heaven.

*apparently the sugar wafer lip gloss is only available through ebay or amazon.com marketplace. soo... the only place to get this combo is in my office. please, appointments only.